It’s hard to believe a week has already passed since we were in Dallas. Actually, at this exact time one week ago, I think I was passed out due to drinking pretty much non-stop during the previous 24 hours. Nice job, Sammerz.
Our trip began with our flight being delayed by two hours. It wasn’t all bad though, as this gave us ample time to gulp down plenty of $9 beers from the airport Chili’s before grabbing an Auntie Anne’s pretzel and boarding our flight, on which we continued to drink. By the time we made our descent into Dallas, we were six songs deep into an epic mid-air, drunken lip-sync battle. (I hate myself for using the word epic.)
Milwaukee to San Francisco. San Francisco to Big Sur. Big Sur to Santa Clara. Santa Clara to San Francisco. San Francisco to Milwaukee. All in just eight days. Visiting each of those respective cities is exciting on its own, but we explored beyond each city and had many unforgettable adventures. Just take a look at these gems:
Can I sufficiently summarize our trip? No. Will I try? Sure.
The second episode of Total Divas Season 3 premieres tonight, so what better time to dissect the first episode? Here’s a refresher so you are up to speed before tuning in tonight.
But first, what’s up with that episode title? Is it supposed to sound like eggs over easy? Nice try at being clever, E! Network, but that title is a stretch for even your college-educated viewers like me. (It probably isn’t but I am trying to make myself feel better for not understanding the play on words right away.)
I know I am way behind on posting this. Like, WAY behind. This trailer was posted one month ago for crying out loud! But what can I say, it’s #SummerTime (lol get it?!) so I was enjoying the outdoors before winter swoops in and keeps me as a hostage in my apartment once again. Now that the Divas are making their return to the small screen, I have a reason to blog again. JK, I had tons of reasons to blog. I was just lazy and didn’t pursue any of them.