Undertaker Inspired Drag Queen Makeup Tutorial

Halloween! Is over. But now we’re in this weird lull until Thanksgiving and Christmas, so why not keep celebrating Halloween? Please just watch my makeup tutorial because it’ll teach you how to look scary snatched all year long.

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Miz & Mrs. Recap: Miz Takes the Cake

Another week in the life of Miz and Maryse and guess what?! More shenanigans! This week we were graced by the presence of Miz’s dad and Avril Lavigne, but we’ll get to that a bit later.

The show opens with Maryse’s mom, Margot, giggling over Miz’s photos from the last episode (nice callback, USA Network). You remember the ones: “implied” nude, but Miz went full-on nude in a hilarious miz-understanding (if you don’t, go read my last post!). Margot makes fun of Miz’s flat ass and laughs at him, but in a cutesy way; you know, because of her accent and all. People with accents are always cute! Unless they have midwest accents, like Miz’s dad but again, we’ll get to that later.

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Miz & Mrs. Recap: A Simple Mizunderstanding

The premiere episode of the long-awaited series “Miz and Mrs.” did not disappoint (seriously, I’ve been seeing ads for this show since well before Wrestlemania so it’s about time the show actually aired). I was also pleasantly surprised by the series’ Wikipedia page that all the episode titles for this season are as clever and/or punny as “A Simple Mizunderstanding” because get it, Miz … mizunderstanding … as in, misunderstanding … wait why wasn’t it Mrs.understanding … sexist!

~ANYWAY~

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The Janitor Saw Me

It’s hard to believe a week has already passed since we were in Dallas.  Actually, at this exact time one week ago, I think I was passed out due to drinking pretty much non-stop during the previous 24 hours.  Nice job, Sammerz.

Our trip began with our flight being delayed by two hours.  It wasn’t all bad though, as this gave us ample time to gulp down plenty of $9 beers from the airport Chili’s before grabbing an Auntie Anne’s pretzel and boarding our flight, on which we continued to drink.  By the time we made our descent into Dallas, we were six songs deep into an epic mid-air, drunken lip-sync battle.  (I hate myself for using the word epic.)

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California Dreaming

Milwaukee to San Francisco.  San Francisco to Big Sur.  Big Sur to Santa Clara.  Santa Clara to San Francisco.  San Francisco to Milwaukee.  All in just eight days.  Visiting each of those respective cities is exciting on its own, but we explored beyond each city and had many unforgettable adventures.  Just take a look at these gems:

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DSCN2575Can I sufficiently summarize our trip?  No.  Will I try?  Sure.

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Totally Total Divas: Eggs Over Freezing

The second episode of Total Divas Season 3 premieres tonight, so what better time to dissect the first episode?  Here’s a refresher so you are up to speed before tuning in tonight.

My reaction to the season premiere of Total Divas matches Mr. Cena's.
My reaction to the season premiere of Total Divas matches Mr. Cena’s.

But first, what’s up with that episode title?  Is it supposed to sound like eggs over easy?  Nice try at being clever, E! Network, but that title is a stretch for even your college-educated viewers like me.  (It probably isn’t but I am trying to make myself feel better for not understanding the play on words right away.)

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“Total Divas” Returns so Let’s Dissect This Season’s Trailer

I know I am way behind on posting this.  Like, WAY behind.  This trailer was posted one month ago for crying out loud!  But what can I say, it’s #SummerTime (lol get it?!) so I was enjoying the outdoors before winter swoops in and keeps me as a hostage in my apartment once again.  Now that the Divas are making their return to the small screen, I have a reason to blog again.  JK, I had tons of reasons to blog.  I was just lazy and didn’t pursue any of them.

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Totally Total Divas: The Braniel Bus

Before we even dive into this week’s recap of Total Divas, let’s give some props to the E! Network for the name of this episode.  Such clever!  The Braniel Bus?!  lololololz

Okay, now that that’s over, let’s recap how Arianne is a bully, Eva Marie is a victim, and Nikki is a hillbilly.

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