Wrestlemania Weekend Recap: Whatever Fatass

Well, we did it.  Boyfriend and I saved up for over 9 months and went to New Orleans this past weekend.  But we didn’t just go to New Orleans.  We went for the ultimate of wrestling events: Wrestlemania.

Now before you pass judgment on me for going to a city just to see half-naked men wrestle each other, let me remind you that it’s New Orleans.  There would’ve been half-naked men wrestling each other even if WWE wasn’t in town.

Anyway, what can I say about this trip?!  To sum it up in one word: amazeballs.  Wait, no: drunkfest.  Or maybe adventuretown?  Gah.  Okay, summing it up in one word is impossible, so I will ramble on about our adventure.

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Totally Total Divas: The Braniel Bus

Before we even dive into this week’s recap of Total Divas, let’s give some props to the E! Network for the name of this episode.  Such clever!  The Braniel Bus?!  lololololz

Okay, now that that’s over, let’s recap how Arianne is a bully, Eva Marie is a victim, and Nikki is a hillbilly.

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Totally Total Divas: Always a Bridesmaid

Total Divas returned this past Sunday and it did not disappoint!  Wait, I retract that; some parts were fairly boring but hey, that sneak peek of the season looked amazeballs, didn’t it?!  And whatta way to end the first episode – with a cliffhanger!  Actually, it’s pretty fortunate I waited until today to write this review as I have been stalking Nikki Bella’s Instagram since Sunday and – lo and behold – she posted quite the giveaway photo today.  But we’ll get to that later.  Let’s tear this episode up, shall we?

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Total Teaserz and Why My Love for Total Divas is Totally Rational

OMG ya’ll – Total Divas returns in March!  Raise yo hand if you can’t wait for these sassy sexcakes to return to your television screen.

(I’d raise my hand but it’s too difficult to type with just one hand.)

For those of you that didn’t raise your hand, hear me out.  Don’t give me any BS about how you don’t like drama and you don’t want to support these “trashy” ladies by watching their show.  Uhh do you watch any TV?  It’s all drama, even the news (insert conspiracy theory here about how the media distorts the news for us laypeople).  At least with the Divas, you’ll know what you’re watching is real.  Well, besides their boobs and hair.

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