The second episode of Total Divas Season 3 premieres tonight, so what better time to dissect the first episode? Here’s a refresher so you are up to speed before tuning in tonight.
But first, what’s up with that episode title? Is it supposed to sound like eggs over easy? Nice try at being clever, E! Network, but that title is a stretch for even your college-educated viewers like me. (It probably isn’t but I am trying to make myself feel better for not understanding the play on words right away.)
I know I am way behind on posting this. Like, WAY behind. This trailer was posted one month ago for crying out loud! But what can I say, it’s #SummerTime (lol get it?!) so I was enjoying the outdoors before winter swoops in and keeps me as a hostage in my apartment once again. Now that the Divas are making their return to the small screen, I have a reason to blog again. JK, I had tons of reasons to blog. I was just lazy and didn’t pursue any of them.
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Before we even dive into this week’s recap of Total Divas, let’s give some props to the E! Network for the name of this episode. Such clever! The Braniel Bus?! lololololz
Okay, now that that’s over, let’s recap how Arianne is a bully, Eva Marie is a victim, and Nikki is a hillbilly.
Total Divas returned this past Sunday and it did not disappoint! Wait, I retract that; some parts were fairly boring but hey, that sneak peek of the season looked amazeballs, didn’t it?! And whatta way to end the first episode – with a cliffhanger! Actually, it’s pretty fortunate I waited until today to write this review as I have been stalking Nikki Bella’s Instagram since Sunday and – lo and behold – she posted quite the giveaway photo today. But we’ll get to that later. Let’s tear this episode up, shall we?
OMG ya’ll – Total Divas returns in March! Raise yo hand if you can’t wait for these sassy sexcakes to return to your television screen.
(I’d raise my hand but it’s too difficult to type with just one hand.)
For those of you that didn’t raise your hand, hear me out. Don’t give me any BS about how you don’t like drama and you don’t want to support these “trashy” ladies by watching their show. Uhh do you watch any TV? It’s all drama, even the news (insert conspiracy theory here about how the media distorts the news for us laypeople). At least with the Divas, you’ll know what you’re watching is real. Well, besides their boobs and hair.
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