Yay Christmastime! Even though it’s over *sad face*
Christmas has and always will be my favorite time of year. I’m not sure why; it could be the gifts, it could be the lights, it could be the only thing that makes winter bearable, but this post isn’t about that. Instead, it’s about one of my favorite activities to do during the Christmas Season.
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It’s hard to believe a week has already passed since we were in Dallas. Actually, at this exact time one week ago, I think I was passed out due to drinking pretty much non-stop during the previous 24 hours. Nice job, Sammerz.
Our trip began with our flight being delayed by two hours. It wasn’t all bad though, as this gave us ample time to gulp down plenty of $9 beers from the airport Chili’s before grabbing an Auntie Anne’s pretzel and boarding our flight, on which we continued to drink. By the time we made our descent into Dallas, we were six songs deep into an epic mid-air, drunken lip-sync battle. (I hate myself for using the word epic.)
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My boyfriend and I went to St. Louis last weekend and it was exactly what we needed. Sure, it’s only six hours away from where we live and it’s still in the midwest, not to mention it doesn’t have that great of a reputation, but it was exciting to get out of town for a few days and hit up the Lou (lol I am just realizing that sounds like I could be talking about a bathroom).
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I dare you to think of anything more American than the Super Bowl. What other event encourages its viewers to shove massive amounts of food down their pie holes while catering to their incredibly short attention spans? Sure, the game itself is long, but let’s be honest; most of us heard this conversation 80+ times over the last week:
Dude, you watching the Super Bowl this weekend?
For sure! But Imma be honest, I only watch for the commercials.
OMG me too! Those ones with the talking babies – GENIUS! LOLOLOLOLzzzzz
Food, booze, football, and various companies trying to get us to buy their products. Really, there is nothing more American, which is why you need to prepare for the game ASAP. Pretty sure you get kicked out of the US if you don’t participate in at least 2 of the following rituals. Continue reading “Sammerz’ Guide to the Super Bowl”