Sammerz’ Guide to the Super Bowl

I dare you to think of anything more American than the Super Bowl.  What other event encourages its viewers to shove massive amounts of food down their pie holes while catering to their incredibly short attention spans?  Sure, the game itself is long, but let’s be honest; most of us heard this conversation 80+ times over the last week:

Dude, you watching the Super Bowl this weekend?

For sure!  But Imma be honest, I only watch for the commercials.  

OMG me too!  Those ones with the talking babies – GENIUS! LOLOLOLOLzzzzz

Food, booze, football, and various companies trying to get us to buy their products.  Really, there is nothing more American, which is why you need to prepare for the game ASAP.  Pretty sure you get kicked out of the US if you don’t participate in at least 2 of the following rituals. Continue reading “Sammerz’ Guide to the Super Bowl”